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November 2011
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October 2011
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Oct 28th
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rappin about tea. Yes, the drink.
Amy is the best rapper I know. amygoth: Y’all know me, still same old tea, but I been low key. Hated on by most of these coffee drinkers for my Red Rose and Tetleys. No rooibos and no green, no lapsang souchong, darjeeleen’. Mad at me cuz I can finally afford to provide my family with jasmine. Got a spoon and a strainer and it’s all full of leaves, to add to this mug full of tea. ...
Oct 28th
Oct 26th
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I Want to Embed This
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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VP Sales: So in 30 days we can deliver ...
VP Engineering: Nothing.
VP Sales: Which costs 25k?
VP Engineering: Correct.
Me: That scales!
Oct 25th
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Oct 23rd
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WatchWatch
I tried to like one of Amy’s videos on Vyou a minute ago and, because I sometimes have a hard time using the internet, I ended up just liking her outright.  Which seemed a little weird to me.  So I’m pretty embarrassed right, because it’s 11:30 and I just liked someone on Facebook and I have JUST watched the episode of the office where Ryan says he knows that some senator is gay because he likes...
Oct 13th
Oct 11th
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Julie Fredrickson Abbreviated: This Is Why There... →
juliefredrickson: So this evening I am doing my OKCupid thing and I get a message from a guy “By the way I found you on LinkedIn and browsed through your Tumblr blog already, so I am quite efficient at finding information for networking purposes. It is up to you whether you want to talk or not.” So I IM…
Oct 11th
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September 2011
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 4th
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“Every programming language has some kind of way of doing numbers and math. Do...”
– Learning Python the Hard Way
Sep 4th
August 2011
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THURSDAY @ UCB: MAPPING THE HEAVENS with me, Dave... →
alisonagosti: So there. I RSVPed for this and then realized your name wasn’t on there.  I like Alex Blagg and Rob Delaney, but now I’m disappointed.  
Aug 17th
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nickdouglas: “Today you will buy handsoap. You will end the night with a single window’s width of tabs open in your browser. You will sleep. It’s OK to add completed items in retrospect, if only to record your performed adulthood.” — What We Have Going for Us | The Hairpin: A guide for those in their late 20s. The suggestion that I will get more satisfaction from putting an “X” in...
Aug 6th
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July 2011
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Sometimes the footnotes are the best part
  By convention, “biweekly” should mean “every two weeks”. Unfortunately, the bi- suffix has been misunderstood so frequently to mean “twice per” instead of “every two” that “biweekly” now uselessly means “every two weeks” or “twice per week”. The semi- prefix properly, and only, means “twice per”. Therefore, the correct word for “twice per week” is “semiweekly”. But since misunderstandings of...
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June 2011
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Jun 25th
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DON'T GO OUTSIDE: Local Media Isn't What People... →
soupsoup: stoweboyd: The truth is that the numbers for AOL’s Patch efforts look bad, based on the southern California numbers leaked to Business Insider. It’s especially bad when you contrast them with traffic generated by Huffington Post, with is topical, not local. The reality is…
Jun 24th
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drinkyourjuice: “Girl you got your tights on, your ass like a panini.” — Important song we just wrote at the bar Is “panini ass” a good thing, like, “Damn, your ass is hot like a newly grilled panini,” or is it a bad thing, like, “Damn, your ass is all flattened like a sandwich crushed under the weight of a panini press.”? 
Jun 24th
Evan's Blog. Meh.: Accidental Drunk Tweet Turned... →
pixeldujour: Here’s a funny story. Somebody at The Red Cross that has access to their Twitter account made a bit of a mistake last night. They posted a tweet proclaiming: The tweet has since been removed, but of course, stuff like that doesn’t just go away on the Internet. It’s been…
Jun 11th
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
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“The internet is a flame fueled by the bodies of the unemployed.”
– Me (riffing on an Iggy Pop quote?)
May 27th
The Problem with Bad Guy Heroes
nickdouglas: “Some children might assume that white pirates and gangsters are somehow good, but non-white pirates and gangsters are bad. That would be unfortunate — but isn’t that a predictable supposition considering that American culture simultaneously heroizes history’s white criminals and demonizes today’s non-white counterparts?”  Source: The problem with bad guy heroes - David Sirota -...
May 27th
May 27th
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Getting Ready to Fly to Portland
I left my (empty) suitcase in my car, and I left my car at the office.  My list of things to do to get ready just got a whole lot shorter.
May 25th
Graduation Speech Season is Heating Up →
If several years ago you stopped challenging yourself, you’re going to be bored.  If you work for some guy who you used to sit next to, and really, he should be working for you, you’re going to feel undervalued, and you won’t come back.  So, my heartfelt message to all of you is, and start thinking about this now, do not leave before you leave.  Do not lean back; lean in.  Put your foot on that...
May 22nd
Man's Life Riddled With Continuity Errors | The... →
“At one point, he’s in college studying anthropology and you think his life is going to be about that, but next thing you know, he’s working full-time as a waiter,” observer Richard Siegal said. “Then out of the blue you find out that what he really wants to do is get into marketing, and suddenly he’s back in college again. It makes no sense.”
May 21st
May 21st
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