drinkyourjuice:

“Girl you got your tights on, your ass like a panini.”

— Important song we just wrote at the bar

Is “panini ass” a good thing, like, “Damn, your ass is hot like a newly grilled panini,” or is it a bad thing, like, “Damn, your ass is all flattened like a sandwich crushed under the weight of a panini press.”?